joboi

a typical backwoods Pennsylvania man who is married with kids, but enjoys frequent trips to the local truck stop where he can pleasure men for his enjoyment only.

Pennsylvanian 1: Have yous guys met Josh? Yeah, seems like a family man but hes a joboi.
Pennsylvanian 2: That doesn't surprise me at all.

by Todd Flinkle March 23, 2017

Joboi

A baddie who gets all the dick, and all the niggas he wants. When joboi is alone he gets very experimental, learning new and pleasurable

Joboi want the dick he get the dick
Joboi: I just wanted to watch invincible

by notPervy May 11, 2021

JOBOL

Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.

Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n

I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.

by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010

Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

by BCTC March 1, 2021

jobnik

Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.

You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

Jobbism

Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions

All the kids believe in Jobbism

by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018

jobmine

A job bank used by University of Waterloo students to find co-op positions. It is notorious for crashing frequently and being related to 64% of all laptop assaults from students taking out their frustrations.

Co-op student: "I used jobmine for the first time yesterday."
Regular student: "How was it?"
Co-op student: "I don't want to talk about it."

by jobswine February 1, 2012