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Joasch is the most caring and loving person. He would do anything for people who are important to him but he doesn't hesitate to show the cold shoulder to those wo aren't. You don't want to miss out on Joasch. He is also one of the funniest person you can have in your life.
- Damn you heard Joaschs newest joke?
- Yeah Joasch is so funny HAHAHAHA
Joasch by Absdul September 24, 2017
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Other word for god.
I believe in Joscha
Joscha by Joscha lul July 12, 2017
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Joschua, an extremly gorgeous man with a weakness for blonde women.
A stoner who‘s down for whatever in a freaky way.
He loves beaches, bitches and ganja.
A gentleman who knows how to steal your girlfriends heart.
1: „omg did you saw joschua yesterday?“
2: „ fuck yes, a sexy Independent man who knows How to flirt“
joschua by Monkeysman68 February 13, 2018
Hot Chick/Guy 1: Whos that over there?
Hot Chick/Guy 2: Thats Joash bro hes fucking hot
Joash by Joash's Lover July 3, 2021
A Joscha is a indeed handsome man with beautiful eyes, he is very kind and his laugh is contagious. He is the kinf of guy who doesn't drink too much at new years eve and deserves so much for being an amazing friend and being there when he is needed! Allthough Joscha ist a very attractive human being, his cats are slightly more attractive and they should be kept in eye sight at all times, or else they might be kidnapped. Joscha is a great travel companion, patient but also very honest. And he is a very comfortable person to cuddle with.
oh look its joscha... i'd love to go on a trip with him right now!
joscha by gipfeligirl January 3, 2017
A beautiful man - almost as hard to look at as Edward in the Twighlight books because he looks so good. He is brilliant, funny, and crazy athletic. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. He will probably steal your girlfriend, but you cannot do anything about it.
Guys:
1: What the fuck, does he have diamond skin?
2: No, that's just a Jascha

Girls:
1: I just came in my panties, is that Edward Cullen?
2: No, that is a Jascha
Jascha by MMMLuva February 5, 2010
He is funny, loving, caring, random and the list goes on and on. He loves making people smile and laugh just for the heck of it which I love. He is also a person you can trust with anything! Any problem you might have and he will also give you advice. I trust him so much and I also care for him. He likes to hurdle he says he is not the best but I think he is. Everyday he gets better I believe in him so much that I think he will make it to CIF. You can easily become his friend. I don't regret meeting him he is one of the greatest friends ever!! Eu ti amo muito.
Joash by ronnie_57 May 16, 2013
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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