Jascha

A beautiful man - almost as hard to look at as Edward in the Twighlight books because he looks so good. He is brilliant, funny, and crazy athletic. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. He will probably steal your girlfriend, but you cannot do anything about it.
Guys:
1: What the fuck, does he have diamond skin?
2: No, that's just a Jascha

Girls:
1: I just came in my panties, is that Edward Cullen?
2: No, that is a Jascha
by MMMLuva February 05, 2010
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Jascha

Jascha GYNG YA SALAME
Jascha baby
by Jaschaxxx February 27, 2021
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Jascha

A super cool guy that likes to play Kingdom Hearts. He really likes the color green and the Pokemon Torchic. Super fun guy.
wow it's jascha! he's so cool
by I banged your mom's mom March 18, 2022
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Jascha

A Frigid Bloke Who Will Never Ask Out Their Crush
"Ah yeah you know that Jascha prick, he still hasn't asked her out yet mate"
"Yeah but its bloody Jascha mate what do you expect?"
by iyeetpenis December 03, 2018
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jascha

Chochua! random mofo that comes up with a bunch of weird phrases and noises often racist and/or against another individual. The sounds are combined with stupid faces at random motion. Normally, when jascha speaks its to make a racist comment.
Jascha: llalalaaa!!...fukin scheisse shamil!
by Alan Brown April 20, 2005
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Jascha Washington

The hottest black kid ever to open up a Possibilites Book in a movie starring Queen Latifah. See also: the reason Shawn and Georgia got to meet Emeril and learn that butter is the secret to life.
It's Romeo.
It's Bow Wow.
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
Jascha Washington!

... doo doo.
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Jascha

A god among kings, he's honestly the most dependable, awesome man on the planet. His perfection is hard to gaze upon, almost like Kars from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, or Cell from Dragon Ball Z. He's got an amazing future set in stone ahead of him, and is honestly the light of any person's life that he touches. He doesn't want it to happen, but he will probably steal your wife, and any attempt to stop it is futile. He loves Kingdom Hearts, Stardew Valley, Loomian Legacy, and Pokemon. His favourite Pokemon are Torchic and Jirachi, and his favourite Keyblade is Oathkeeper.
P1: Holy shit, who's that guy? He's blinding me!
P2: That's just Jascha
by Sparking!! August 13, 2024
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