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Joan’s is kind and has a big heart that will go out to the meanest of people. He’s always there for his friends and his family. Joans is the type of guy that always has car troubles but finds a way to make everything work out, even if he gets a little stressed and man at the situation. Joans is an amazing lover, he’s understanding, he’s loving and sweet what else would you want?

He’s out going but gets bored easily, and he HATES winter.

Overall Jonas is a good looking, short/long curly brownish blond hair with amazing blue/brown eyes.
You’ve seen Joans today?
Yeah he’s looking HOT!
Joans by Buffydogg March 24, 2023
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joan (noun) 

Pronounced 'Joe~un', a country girl, was in those big pre~1950 dictionaries.
Montana sure has a good choice of joan (noun) farmer's daughter's hotties!
joan (noun) by Starchylde December 27, 2014
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Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass
Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass
Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.
Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"
Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia 

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena
joana ceddia by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019

Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
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