Joannis 

Joannis is the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet. Dont get too close to him, he will hurt your feelings.

" I hate him so much! He's such a fuckboy"

"must have been a joannis"

Joannis by mnqqq January 3, 2017

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

Johannisburg Pinto by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Joannie

A Joannie is very beautiful girl who is very shy at first but she acts herself around he people she trusts and knows she is sweet kind and sometimes she is mean but that’s not really often she is weird she has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes she doesn’t hate anyone she has a lot of boys falling for her but she just concentrates on one she is a great friend she is loyal she loves the boy she’s with very much she loves cats and she is very sensitive sometimes things people say hurt her feeling but she holds it in she is always with a big smile sometimes she takes things as compliments and when her friends don’t have a smile she finds a way to put a smile on their face she helps people with their issues but she doesn’t her herself at the end of the day Joannie looks back at what she did wrong or weird looks at herself in the mirror and laughs

Girl1: hey I don’t feel like talking right now

Joannie: hey why happens who do u want me to punch or are u just sad because your hungry you might be come I’ll cook food

Joannie by Unknown 901 January 30, 2018

johnnisha 

A very fine and sexy girl with hella boys chasing after it. Although her forehead is rather big she still slays it. Any one with a friend named Johnnisha should e proud of her and never let her go no matter what.

Keketoternt: hey how have u been Johnnisha
Friend:good thanks for asking

johnnisha by That girl 4643688333 February 6, 2018

joannic 

A being that is, to put it simply, buff as hell

"Wow, you sure are joannic, aren't you?"

joannic by DuskSilver January 19, 2023

Joanni 

A girl who has a particularly large heart and benevolent nature. She is loved by all who know her and loves all those close to her with an ardent persistance. She is good at keeping her loved ones safe and making sure they are always content. She is most likely to be a doctor, nurse, humanitarian or environmentalist. She is also lively and animated and an excellent conversationalist.

I am sad tonight, it must be because Joanni is not here.

Joanni would make the world's best sister.

Joanni by Onetime1234happy2day September 22, 2011