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Jo Bro Ho 

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.
Jo Bro Ho by wildblues November 23, 2009
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Jo Bro Hoe 

Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.
Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
Jo Bro Hoe by MrDavid March 7, 2008

Jo Bro Homo 

When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.
A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"

B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."

A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"

JoBroholic 

To be Addicted to the Jonas Brothers. Intoxicated by their beautiful faces, voices and BODIES! Suffering from OJD (Obsessive Jonas Disorder)
"OMJ! The Jonas Brothers. they're so addictive! I am a JoBroholic!"
JoBroholic by JoBroholics Anonymus November 23, 2009

JoBroHoe 

a Jonas Brother fanatic
(mostly interested in the the boy's good looks.)

Completely obsessed Jonas Brothers Fan.
My little sister is so obsessed with Joe Jonas. She's a major JoBroHoe
JoBroHoe by Ninette August 22, 2008