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JMILF is a combonation of MILF and Japanese
Dude 1: Dude, She's a total JMILF
JMILF by antonyh212 December 28, 2010
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Junior MILF. A milf who has had kids early either when she was at school or just after, so she is typically under the age of 30.
Check out that hot milf she's kinda young to be a real milf, she's a jmilf!
jmilf by rhino_tut_uk August 20, 2012
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Mila Kunis is such a Jmilf.
Damn Tyrone looks healthy in his jailfee
Jailfee by Psykrates January 21, 2022
pronounced "jay-miller"

One who acts like he is holier than everyone else but he/she is a closet homewrecker.

*so named for the j.miller who impregnated his best friend and fellow teammate's wife
*justin miller is a relief pitcher for the san franscisco giants.
Wow! He really pulled a jmiller when he stole his best friend's girlfriend.
jmiller by Tillywonka May 13, 2009
A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith.
AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
JILF by hipsterjew March 22, 2010
A photo taken of a friend while they are being arrested.
I took a jailfie of my friend Mike while he was being arrested for public drunkeness. It's hilarious!
Jailfie by El Torito August 5, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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