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janky-ass 

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?
janky-ass by JMilf August 6, 2008

Janky pommel 

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.

janky ass code 

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people
We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got clowned instead.
janky by the jankinator March 25, 2003
Word of the Day on April 26, 2006

janky hoopty 

A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck.
Damn look at that janky hoopty!
janky hoopty by Jaycob February 9, 2008
B Janky gives a modern twist to the traditional word blow job. Mostly used as a verb and can also be used in past tense by using the word B Jank'd
Example 1

Guy 1 : "Yo, Tim was being such a beef pirate last night. He snatched my roast beef right outta my hands!"

Guy 2 : "Yeah I know, but he ended up getting a B Janky from Sarah!"

Example 2

Guy 1 : "Sarah totally bjank'd Tim."

Guy 2 : "I heard, but I thought Tim was a butt pirate!?"
B Janky by Jimbott July 29, 2009