Jizzy Li
Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.
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jizzy lizzy • Jizzy Li • jizzy lips • Lil_Jizzy • jizz lips • Jizz LIce • Jizz lids • Jizz Lizard • jizz licking • jizz lightyear
jizzy lips
jizzy lips by Corky Splatt August 4, 2007
Jizzy Lizzy
The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.
This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
Jizzy Lizzy by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017
Lil_Jizzy
Extremely talented vapor born in sweden 2005. He is known for his popular rap songs (will be popular) featuring Jäger, one of his best rap friends. lil jizzy do all type of drugs and is highly illegal and everyone loves his songs.
person 1: hey look! it's Lil_Jizzy
person 2: shoot me he's good
whole school: WATAFAAK HE IS SO KOOOOOL KID
person 2: shoot me he's good
whole school: WATAFAAK HE IS SO KOOOOOL KID
Lil_Jizzy by lil jizzy pro raper December 1, 2018
jizz list
all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)
Jizz Lizard
When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.
"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."
Jizz Lizard by Matt McCune March 31, 2008
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026