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jizzy lizzy 

A hoe
Did you see that Jizzy Lizzy fucking 20 guys at once. What a slut.

jizzy lips 

A person who has given a blow job and has dried up jizz and saliva on the lips.


Shemonica was at a party giving all the hot guys blow jobs and now has jizzy lips.
jizzy lips by Corky Splatt August 4, 2007

Jizzy Lizzy 

The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.

This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"
Jizzy Lizzy by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017
Extremely talented vapor born in sweden 2005. He is known for his popular rap songs (will be popular) featuring Jäger, one of his best rap friends. lil jizzy do all type of drugs and is highly illegal and everyone loves his songs.
person 1: hey look! it's Lil_Jizzy
person 2: shoot me he's good
whole school: WATAFAAK HE IS SO KOOOOOL KID
Lil_Jizzy by lil jizzy pro raper December 1, 2018

jizz list 

all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)
"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."

jizz list by Robbie December 20, 2005

Jizz Lizard 

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.
"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."
Jizz Lizard by Matt McCune March 31, 2008