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jizzy lizzy 

A hoe
Did you see that Jizzy Lizzy fucking 20 guys at once. What a slut.

jizzy lips 

A person who has given a blow job and has dried up jizz and saliva on the lips.
Shemonica was at a party giving all the hot guys blow jobs and now has jizzy lips.
jizzy lips by Corky Splatt August 4, 2007

Jizzy Lizzy 

The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.

This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"
Jizzy Lizzy by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017
Extremely talented vapor born in sweden 2005. He is known for his popular rap songs (will be popular) featuring Jäger, one of his best rap friends. lil jizzy do all type of drugs and is highly illegal and everyone loves his songs.
person 1: hey look! it's Lil_Jizzy
person 2: shoot me he's good
whole school: WATAFAAK HE IS SO KOOOOOL KID
Lil_Jizzy by lil jizzy pro raper December 1, 2018

jizz list 

all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)
"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."
jizz list by Robbie December 20, 2005

Jizz Lizard 

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.
"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."
Jizz Lizard by Matt McCune March 31, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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