Jizztroy 

The act of male masturbation.

When Dan saw Ron with a boner, he told him to go jizztroy to some anal porn.

Jizztroy by pronstr July 24, 2017

jizztory 

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.

Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008

Jizztray 

A slang term for a joint.

Pimbo: Damn son, I need some treez

Abraham: Then smoke a jizztray son

Jizztray by Abraham420 April 13, 2009

Jizztory 

(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.

"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"

Jizztory by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009

JIZZtory 

Anything stained with jizz or bodily fluid from Sex.

When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’

JIZZtory by Strobesauce May 19, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019