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jizztory 

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.
Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"
jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008
Related Words

Jizztray 

A slang term for a joint.
Pimbo: Damn son, I need some treez

Abraham: Then smoke a jizztray son
Jizztray by Abraham420 April 13, 2009

Jizztory 

(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.
"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"
Jizztory by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009

JIZZtory 

Anything stained with jizz or bodily fluid from Sex.
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
JIZZtory by Strobesauce May 19, 2023