Jazzaphone 

A saxaphone used to specifically play jazz.Unlike a saxaphone used for concert performances a jazzaphone is played with a more laid back style and has an amazingly great sound quality.

"After my school band concert I drove down to the coffee shop and cranked out some rockin tunes on my jazzaphone!"

Jazzaphone by jesusrocksandyoudont February 16, 2010

Jizzaphonics 

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

Jizzaphonics by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

jizzaphobe 

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

jizzaphobe by kayteesal April 15, 2016