Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

Jizzable

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzable

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation

dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day

by Mex I Can March 28, 2009

jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

orgasmically-jizzable

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves

He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010

jizzable

Makes you want to jizz, or produce jizz

"That song is so jizzable!"
"The thought of you makes me feel all jizzable.."

by loopylizziemoo October 16, 2006