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An exclamation similar to "Jesus" without taking the name in vain
Red: Hey look at this link I found on Reddit
Blue: Oh sweet Jizznus WTF!! Is that golfball? Oh... I see...
Jizznus by EvisceratorX June 29, 2011
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Semen ejaculated from a penis and used in absence of any commerically marketed processed sexual lubrication. Most often used by masturbating teenage boys who reach a first orgasm and then use their own jizz to continue stroking their still-erect cocks, resulting in a second orgasm. Also jizzlube is used frequently by gay men engaging in bareback anal sex. When the bare-backing "top" climaxes first, he will often use the jizz he ejaculated onto or inside of the asshole of the "bottom" and continue repeated anal penetration, using his own cum as jizzlube, until his partner reaches his own orgasm. Jizzlube can also be used in mutual gay masturbation scenarios in a similar way as described above.
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1. A vagina filled with jizz.

2. A person who is just as attractive as a vagina filled with jizz, usually used to describe females. The male equivalent is jizzbag.

3. A slut.
1. Man I really stuffed that jizztube!

2. I wouldn't want to blow a load in that jizztube.

3. See that chick there? She's such a jizztube.
“that guy’s a jizznut”
Jizznut by horsepl July 8, 2021
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korean word for madam, older woman
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Slop Grenade

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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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