jizanus

Spontaneous penile and anal discharge.

Look at at that guy!!! He totally jizanused his levis.

jizanus by Snine, Dirtbag July 20, 2007

Jizznus 

An exclamation similar to "Jesus" without taking the name in vain

Red: Hey look at this link I found on Reddit
Blue: Oh sweet Jizznus WTF!! Is that golfball? Oh... I see...

Jizznus by EvisceratorX June 29, 2011