Jizznut 

someone who is unintelligent

“that guy’s a jizznut”

Jizznut by horsepl July 8, 2021

Jizznature 

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.

Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.

Jizznature by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

Jizznatch

A generic word used to respond to someone when you don't feel much like giving a real response, or used as an adjective when you want to add emphasis.

Guy 1: "Hey I fell over and you didn't help me."
Guy 2: "Jizznatch."
Guy 1: "I don't think that was very nice."
Guy 2: "Shut up, jizznatch."

Jizznatch by Generic November 14, 2004

Jizznub 

When someone is so much of a nub, that they deserve to be jizzed upon.

That guy just used the wrong 'your'! What a jizznub.

Jizznub by hotbellies September 29, 2011

jizzout 

as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo

Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.

jizzout by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

jizznatch by Molloy November 11, 2004

jizz nut 

When a girl bite a mans testicle in half causing semen to explode on her face.
Also a word used in place of moron, or just general swearing.

Kylie gave me a jizz nut last night, i'm surprised i'm still standing!
You fuckin jizz nut

jizz nut by Roger Rammjet September 18, 2006