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n. my best friend. the one you can count on, anytime. the one you tell who you like, and the one you go to thrift stores with. the one who doesn't mind what people think of her, but is a total sex magnet.
You wish you were a Jozette!
Jozette by the Ash-a-nater February 3, 2005
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An awesome girl with a beautiful smile and an amazing ass. She has a hot temper, but if you get to know her she becomes one of the best friends you'll ever have. She's beautiful and nerdy in the best way possible. If you find a Jizette, hold onto her and don't let go.
If you meet a Jizette hold on to her, there's not many people as amazing as a Jizette.
Jizette by M_Dogg May 2, 2016
Gina is such a jizette.
jizette by holly April 25, 2004
An annoyin little white girl it [runs in the family]
Holly is such a jizette!!!!!!!!!!!!
jizette by Gina April 25, 2004
an annoying little white boy *keyword* white
There was a little boy who wanted his toy and couldnt get its way!!
jizette by K and G April 24, 2004
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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