A Beautiful independent woman who alway looks out for other but herself and always gets heartbroken but boys/girls I love a Jyzette because she is full of light
n. my best friend. the one you can count on, anytime. the one you tell who you like, and the one you go to thrift stores with. the one who doesn't mind what people think of her, but is a total sex magnet.
An awesome girl with a beautiful smile and an amazing ass. She has a hot temper, but if you get to know her she becomes one of the best friends you'll ever have. She's beautiful and nerdy in the best way possible. If you find a Jizette, hold onto her and don't let go.
If you meet a Jizette hold on to her, there's not manypeople as amazing as a Jizette.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!