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Jingle Jerk 

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve
“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
Jingle Jerk by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

Jungle jerk 

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.
Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.
Jungle jerk by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020

Jungle Jerk 

The partaking of masturbation when in a Jungle environment.
Can't wait to get to the Amazon so I can get my Jungle Jerk on
Jungle Jerk by JungleJerk August 13, 2011

Jiggle Jerk 

Someone that suffers an epileptic fit, while in middle of yelling at you. He proceeds to bite his tongue off, fill his briefs with fecal matter, just before you have sex with his corpse after falling off a building balcony and on to a pile of broken glass. he sticks a floppy dildo up his ass, jiggles it around, jerks it out and thwacks you in the face with it.
"Out of the fucking way you god damn Jiggle Jerk."
Jiggle Jerk by Sayitlikeit_is August 31, 2004

JERK jangle January 

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ
I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ
JERK jangle January by Nustabut January 7, 2021
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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