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Jim my john 

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
Jim my john by rnnrdad January 23, 2016

Jimmy Johns

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."
Jimmy Johns by kelly January 17, 2008

Jimmy Johns Challenge 

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

jimmy johns

A delicious, submarine sandwich, making company with a location in Athens, OH.
Damn that vito from jimmy johns was fucking sweet!
jimmy johns by lil jon April 10, 2005

Jimmy Johns

This Jimmy Johns sandwich is so good I think I came a little.
Jimmy Johns by LaLaLlama88 July 28, 2011

Jimmy Johns

A sub-par condom brand that often results in pregnancy.
Jimmy Johns by Elishnus January 15, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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