jilson 

A jilson is a fucking fuckboy and gets every fucking woman het wants. To meet his georgious dick is for every fucking woman a fucking pleasure.

But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!

"Hey how was your date?"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"

jilson by fuckinMilou June 6, 2017

Jillong 

A word to describe laughing so hard, the lower part of your abdomen aches

I just jillonged im actually dead

You make me jillong so hard

Jillong by Jdisjfiwuujcsjq June 11, 2020

Jimson 

Jimson is a very kind hearted person. He may appear to be somewhat shy at most times and you get to think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He's got a multi faceted ability to crush on as many girls at one time and still settle down with whomever he finally gets to choose. Love to him is more of a matter of choice knowing it's upside and downside than just mere feelings of crush. He is the only male ever to champion at multitasking. Jimson is a girl's boy and only he understands that. If you sought to study Jimson, you'll only get the opposite of who he really is - his true nature. He is pure, very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also does overthink things most of the times and he's got a strong power of spiritual perception. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He believes we are all responsible for everything that happens to us especially as a result of our actions and/or beliefs, his quote "responsibility over excuses". He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jimson can be a complex intricacies of everything but one thing's sure, he makes one hell of a wonderful partner and knowledgeable fellow. He's just that wonderful!

You can never beat a Jimson to any mental task!

Jimson by Yeeziebreezie February 6, 2020

Jelson 

Latin in Origin/Caribean. The Son of mother Earth. Derives from Herson (Her son) someone stubburn, stong will, determind, Independent and very giving. Humble like a lamb but if provoked will turn into a Lion - visious and heartless.
Very creative with good sence of reality.

The name can sound like Helson, Gelson yelson with a "J" sound.

Jelson by jelsongon July 9, 2010

Jimson Weed 

Notorious for its toxicity, Jimson Weed is a large flowering plant with the genus Datura and the family Solanaceae. It has long white trumpet-like flowers. Its seeds grow in pods and can be consumed (or its leaves can be smoked) to produce an extremely potent psychoactive effect.

A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.

Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.

Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.

Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet

Where the f*ck is my snowsuit!?
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!

Jimson Weed by N8Duff October 10, 2008

Jolson's Law 

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.

"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."

Jolson's Law by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011

Jilcon 

To be a Jilcon is to be a fucking sped and a simp who is super unattractive and thinks hes good at games, but hes actually on waluigiboi's level

Jilcon is such a jilcon

Jilcon by Pagonis April 18, 2020