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The act of conning a girl with your jizz (sperm).
Don't trust him, he jilkons your wife, like "OH YA I CAN PRODUCE THE GOOD"
jilkon by Jeremiah Bonzai March 30, 2003
Related Words
jilkon • Jilcon • jilion • jikon • Jileon • Jilking • Jillong • jilona • jilson • jilton
A word to describe laughing so hard, the lower part of your abdomen aches
I just jillonged im actually dead

You make me jillong so hard
Jillong by Jdisjfiwuujcsjq June 11, 2020
A jilson is a fucking fuckboy and gets every fucking woman het wants. To meet his georgious dick is for every fucking woman a fucking pleasure.

But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
"Hey how was your date?"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
jilson by fuckinMilou June 6, 2017
To be a Jilcon is to be a fucking sped and a simp who is super unattractive and thinks hes good at games, but hes actually on waluigiboi's level
Jilcon is such a jilcon
Jilcon by Pagonis April 18, 2020
A guy that has a very similar facial structure to the streamer "IShowSpeed" and the rapper "Lil Tecca" or any other black guy.
Yo is that Jilton?!?
jilton by antonio_marcus October 10, 2022
Sweet. Sassy. Funny. Her loyalty runs so deep for her friends that she would back them up in a knife fight, even if that friend is wrong. Typically has a short stature, but has a big attitude. Generally the nicest lady in any small town. Do not sit in front of her at a football game. Don't ask.
Person 1, "Dude. Did you see that oompa loompa?"

Person 2, "That's no oompa loompa, that's a Jilona."
jilona by Adoptamama June 27, 2016
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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