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Swedish hacker lingo for "the toilet".
Bring Adrian to the jilkon, please.
jilkon by Jesus Montana March 30, 2003
Words you can keep
The act of conning a girl with your jizz (sperm).
Don't trust him, he jilkons your wife, like "OH YA I CAN PRODUCE THE GOOD"
jilkon by Jeremiah Bonzai March 30, 2003
Related Words
jilkon Jilcon jilion jikon Jileon Jilking Jillong jilona jilson jilton
A word to describe laughing so hard, the lower part of your abdomen aches
I just jillonged im actually dead

You make me jillong so hard
Jillong by Jdisjfiwuujcsjq June 11, 2020
A jilson is a fucking fuckboy and gets every fucking woman het wants. To meet his georgious dick is for every fucking woman a fucking pleasure.

But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
"Hey how was your date?"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
jilson by fuckinMilou June 6, 2017
To be a Jilcon is to be a fucking sped and a simp who is super unattractive and thinks hes good at games, but hes actually on waluigiboi's level
Jilcon is such a jilcon
Jilcon by Pagonis April 18, 2020
A guy that has a very similar facial structure to the streamer "IShowSpeed" and the rapper "Lil Tecca" or any other black guy.
Yo is that Jilton?!?
jilton by antonio_marcus October 10, 2022
Sweet. Sassy. Funny. Her loyalty runs so deep for her friends that she would back them up in a knife fight, even if that friend is wrong. Typically has a short stature, but has a big attitude. Generally the nicest lady in any small town. Do not sit in front of her at a football game. Don't ask.
Person 1, "Dude. Did you see that oompa loompa?"

Person 2, "That's no oompa loompa, that's a Jilona."
jilona by Adoptamama June 27, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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