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Jigger Jogger 

A jigger jogger is a young, pretty female beverage cart attendant at a golf course.
Fore! Shit, Dan, you almost hit the Jigger Jogger! She sure as hell isn't going to stop now unless we give her a huge tip.

Jigger Joggers make the best bloody mary's!

If you tip the Jigger Jogger well then she will come around more often.
Jigger Jogger by MidMo Slang Queen September 20, 2017
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jigger jagger 

to talk in a quickly manner;to talk so fast that no one can understand
"FBJDFHJDFHDSKFJSLFJKSDFKD"
'Yo man! Slow down! I can't understand what you're saying You're such a jigger jagger!"

Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
Nigger, as auto corrected by Apple.
Those Joggers sure do run fast.
Jogger by Koroba April 29, 2016

New Jigger 

"Guys, look at that New Jigger over there."

"Yeah that is the most non-jewish white guy i have ever seen bro"
New Jigger by oofinchat February 9, 2023

gyp jigger 

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.
The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.
gyp jigger by Cranberry Bob February 12, 2020
A racial slur used to describe the bad types of African Americans.
Not all African Americans are bad, but certain ones are considered joggers.
Jogger by TurboSnail July 26, 2022
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