A god among mortal men who utter musk makes peoples mouth water at the sight of this full course meal. He also has amazing hair no matter what every one says. 'Men" if you can even call them that, named brecken want to be him but they shalt not be able to do so because they can not handle the true power the comes with having the name JHOW. HE is also a true slavic young man that eats turnips for every meal, and prays to papa Stalin before he goes to sleep.
BRECKEN: I WANT TO BE A JHOW
ALEX laddy: YoU cAn NoT bEcAuSe YoU aReNoT wOrThY (dose weird ass laugh that is annoying as the pits of hell)
THE OTHERS: WE CAN NOT BE THE JHOW
When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.
Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.