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A god among mortal men who utter musk makes peoples mouth water at the sight of this full course meal. He also has amazing hair no matter what every one says. 'Men" if you can even call them that, named brecken want to be him but they shalt not be able to do so because they can not handle the true power the comes with having the name JHOW. HE is also a true slavic young man that eats turnips for every meal, and prays to papa Stalin before he goes to sleep.

BRECKEN: I WANT TO BE A JHOW
ALEX laddy: YoU cAn NoT bEcAuSe YoU aRe NoT wOrThY (dose weird ass laugh that is annoying as the pits of hell)
THE OTHERS: WE CAN NOT BE THE JHOW

JHOW by MR JHOW December 4, 2019

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JHOW

A man named Jackson Howard at my school.

Yo JHOW or Elon wtf is up

JHOW by MR JHOW September 18, 2020

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JHOW • Jhowe • jhowel • jhower • Jhoww

Jhoww

When a knife is fucked up beyond repair do to "mods" done by a brainless chocolate starfish.

Wish I could sell this knife, but its jhoww and has become worthless

Jhoww by Jredwood April 5, 2022

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jhowel

Someone

Who struggles socially. Usually doesn't talk to anyone outside their friend group. Exceptionally smart though

"Ayo you seen that kid over there?
What a total jhowel"

jhowel by 2qu1dM1lk January 22, 2023

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Jhowe

A gay ass indian dude that has a giant ass

You look like a jhowe nigga

Jhowe by UR MUMMMMMMS April 26, 2022

jhower

A shower where before after or in-between you masturbate.

Jim : Do you know why Kelly is taking so long in the shower?
Bob: Oh yea she let us know she was gonna take a jhower
Jim: that dirty little woman!

jhower by Thtoldman7 December 29, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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