JHOW

A god among mortal men who utter musk makes peoples mouth water at the sight of this full course meal. He also has amazing hair no matter what every one says. 'Men" if you can even call them that, named brecken want to be him but they shalt not be able to do so because they can not handle the true power the comes with having the name JHOW. HE is also a true slavic young man that eats turnips for every meal, and prays to papa Stalin before he goes to sleep.

BRECKEN: I WANT TO BE A JHOW
ALEX laddy: YoU cAn NoT bEcAuSe YoU aRe NoT wOrThY (dose weird ass laugh that is annoying as the pits of hell)
THE OTHERS: WE CAN NOT BE THE JHOW

by MR JHOW December 4, 2019

JHOW

A man named Jackson Howard at my school.

Yo JHOW or Elon wtf is up

by MR JHOW September 18, 2020

Jhoww

When a knife is fucked up beyond repair do to "mods" done by a brainless chocolate starfish.

Wish I could sell this knife, but its jhoww and has become worthless

by Jredwood April 5, 2022

jhowel

Someone

Who struggles socially. Usually doesn't talk to anyone outside their friend group. Exceptionally smart though

"Ayo you seen that kid over there?
What a total jhowel"

by 2qu1dM1lk January 22, 2023

Jhowe

A gay ass indian dude that has a giant ass

You look like a jhowe nigga

by UR MUMMMMMMS April 26, 2022

jhower

A shower where before after or in-between you masturbate.

Jim : Do you know why Kelly is taking so long in the shower?
Bob: Oh yea she let us know she was gonna take a jhower
Jim: that dirty little woman!

by Thtoldman7 December 29, 2022