Jhovanni
You are funny Jhovanni
Jhovanni by Ashford que me February 1, 2021
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Jeovanni
Super hilarious dude with a kind heart and great looks. He can make a girl/boy laugh a day and before you know it you've already fallen for him. He's a sporty, smart and strong guy with a big heart and soul. Onces he's set his eye on you he won't give up unless you truly want and mean him to. He's sensetive and wont let anyone know unless you go up to him or your close to him. He will always be there for you to help you and have your back. He nice but don't when you get home mad that it. He type of guy you can't hold a grudge against and always hold onto because there's no one else like Jeovanni
Jovanni
A very sexy and cute ass guy that is always a gentleman and shows respect. Obsessed with shoes and style and always on fleek. Smart, athletic, and loyal all the time. You always need a jovanni.
Jovanni by Lexi_sherbett103 December 3, 2018
Jovanni
Is a guy that gets all the hoes and the best at soccer.
Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.
Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.
Jovanni by Hoes all over me December 20, 2016
Jhovanie
Jhovanie is usually referred to people who are sexually gifted. this name is given to people of Italian or Hispanic decent , they are man whores but once they find the right girl they are faithful, loves bright colors and getting the all the attention you will typically find a Jhovanie at a party or a beach getting all the girls attention.
Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here!
Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me!
Girl 1: no me!
Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party!
Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie
Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here!
Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me!
Girl 1: no me!
Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party!
Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie
Jovanni
Jovanni's are funny kind and loving people they tend to have inside jokes of their own but that doesn't mean they aren't successful people cause they are very successful, they tend to have everything in place at the correct time they are handsome as well followed by smart and unique they can be a handful sometimes but if you have a Jovanni keep them they are important to have :)
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