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Jardon is the most thiccest, hottest, person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She's so beautiful and an amazing friend. She loves everyone and loves tyler the creator. She plays xbox non stop and will fuc your man any time she wants lmfaoooooo.
'Jardon Chromebook is the best person ever"
jardon by hellurhowudurin February 2, 2018
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jardon • Jardon flu • Hugh Jardon • Jaydon • Jaron • jadon • Jordon • Jarona • jargon • Jaedon

Jardon flu

The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.
Jardon flu by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018

Hugh Jardon 

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
Hugh Jardon by The Hunter May 28, 2004
He is a funny person, he likes to joke around and can sometimes be annoying but he couldn't care less. He is just who he is. He has the most amazing smile and has a handsome face that will attract girls (even lesbians) or (your) girl. He is nice and when you ask for something from him, he will most likely give it to you. He is smart and has a great sense of humor but most of the time he acts slow and will daze off while listening, looking at something or doing something. He is very trust worthy and can be trusted to do something for you or anything you need him to do. He doesn't like to judge but when he is provoked he will strike back and hit you with facts like crazy. He is thankful for everything he has. He prays for the best for himself and people he care for. People who finds him "annoying" just doesn't know what they are missing out on.
"Jadon pass by girls "

Person 1: Who he is
Person 2: I don't know but he cute though
Jadon by Canudigi May 1, 2017
Arguable the greatest Starcraft: Brood War player of all time. His career continued into Starcraft 2 where he shows promising results and is still one of the best players in the world.
Dude, did you see that muta split from Jaedong?
Jaedong by VELO October 15, 2013

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.
Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Jargon Jocker by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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