A new found religion in which one does not find God,but rather finds Jexy. Said to have been started at a music festival somewhere while under influence. Believers are referred to as jexologists.
Since meeting Jexy I have started believing in jexology, I believe,act and talk as Jexy would.
A very uniquespelling of ‘Jackson’ it can also be spelt Jaxon. Gets all the girls and makes a lot of people laugh, can be annoying sometimes but in a good way.
Stephanie: Omg, look at Jaxxon!
Gabriella: He is so hot!!!!
Stephanie: Should I go talk to him?
Gabriella: Yes girl, go ahead!
Jexton is a very loyal kid, he loves anyone who comes into his life, he will care for his girlfriend and love her so very much, jexton is super athletic
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.