Jexius

A Jexius is an ugly cone-shaped object which strikingly resembles a transvestite donkey witch.

Did you know Sarah Jessica Parker is a Jexius in denial?

by ImPlosion October 28, 2010

jerius

The most godly like human being to walk this planet. Everyone loves Jerius. Jerius is an awesome human being.

Did you see Jerius and his sick new GoPro?

by Jerius February 17, 2015

jenius

A deliberate misspelling of genius, used ironically to describe someone or something moronic.

Wow, our President is a real jenius.

by cmonkey October 5, 2007

Storefront Jenius

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.

There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

Jenius

Many people think the J in Donald J Trump stands for Jewish. But it doesn't, it doesn't. It stands for JENIUS.

Gumba: I just took a fat shit in the sink because I thought it was the toilet
morris: JENIUS

by daddy morris March 5, 2021

jenius

A term used for someone who did something so stupid, that it's comparable to the stupidity of not knowing how to spell "genius". Mostly only usable in internet speak, since jenius and genius sound the same.

"Perhaps staying up till four a.m. wasn't the best decisions."

"U r a jenius".

by Kyle Blah December 28, 2008

Jenius

Pronounced "Jenn-yus" (not "Jean-yus"): "Jenius" is not a misspelling of "Genius" as claimed by the Fake News.

Noun masc.: 1) A moron who considers himself an expert on everything.

2) Term coined by Pres. Donald Trump as the complete and perfect description of himself.

I am the Jenius. {Note: "the" is correct usage; "a" is not. Thankfully we have only one jenius on planet earth.

by DaSunshine April 21, 2020