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"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."
Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010
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jewdonym 

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.
Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen
jewdonym by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010
A Jeston is someone who is always there for you. He has a great personality and is just an amazing person to be around. Jestons are very handsome and can sometimes be annoying...but in a good way. Jeston always make time for his girlfriend and treats her right. If you have a Jeston never let him go.
Jeston treats his girlfriend so right.

Jeston is so handsome
Jeston by Lover367 April 28, 2019
A very cute guy, great personality. If u have a relationship with a Jeston, keep it, do not desert it , it will help you.
Jeston is such a nice guy!
Jeston by Clepsydra June 12, 2018
Awesome, Sexy, Strongest, Unique
Jestoni = Strongest
Jestoni by FindingStrongPeople June 16, 2011

Jewtopia 

A land where Jews are imprisoned to escape persecution from Nazi Germans and ancient Egyptians.

It's current location is unknown. This area is not antisemitic nor is it a concentration camp per se.
If you're feeling down and lonely being a Jew, take a trip to Jewtopia, where you can be with all your doctor and lawyer friends.