any douschbag who is also cheap, talks funny, owns a business, has alot of
money, is jewish, or has had a member of their
family killed with poison
gas
"Hey Dave can I borrow twenty five cents?"
"No, I might wanna buy a
gumball at the mall later when I come out of Pac
Sun."
Based on these
two things put together, Dave is clearly a Jewschbag.