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Jewnection 

Contacts made through a community of Jewish individuals.
Hey do you know that girl through your jewnections?
Jewnection by JasonS123 September 25, 2007
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jewnocide 

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.
The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!
jewnocide by Cameron G December 26, 2008

jewnocchio 

Jewnocchio is a young lad from a certain tribe with a very large nose. He lies and deceives to better himself and his tribe only but when he does his and his tribes nose get longer and more hook shaped.
Jewnocchio: I am from the master race and better than the Goyim
*nose grows
jewnocchio by Jonah Steinberg September 13, 2020

Jewnocide 

Genocide by Jews of Palestinians. It's genocide, but it's okay because Jews are doing it.
Israel just killed 3,000 children, but it's okay because it was a Jewnocide.
Jewnocide by Sammy Maguire December 8, 2023

jewnocide 

When a genocide is committed by Jews.

Background: the genocide by Nazi Germany of Jews, amongst others, has a special term: Holocaust and is specific to Jews. The term implies death by fire, however, the deaths were caused mostly by gasing the victims. The bodies were subsequently cremated.

Jewnocide follows the same definition of Genocide except that it is committed by Jews.
Genocide, from the Greek "race" + -cide refers to the slaughter of a race. The word Jewnocide is different in that it identifies who is committing the genocide.

There is irony that the Jews who teach the world about the horrors of the Holocaust, itself a genocide, are justifying a genocide of their neighbors, Christian and Muslim Palestinians!

Foreground: Current events in Gaza, Palestine are referenced. The bombings targeted, simply everything and everyone: Palestinian civilians of all ages, including doctors, journalists, poets, and teachers, infrastructure including hospitals, schools, residential buildings, churches, mosques, UN facilities and shelters; cutting off food, water, medical supplies and humanitarian assistance: Jewnocide!
Where did the Jewish State of Israel commit jewnocide in 2023? Gaza!?
jewnocide by Ximong December 30, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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