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Jewnection 

Contacts made through a community of Jewish individuals.
Hey do you know that girl through your jewnections?
Jewnection by JasonS123 September 25, 2007
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jewnocide 

Genocide (mass-killing) of Jews. The term 'jewnocide' is used mainly when you are talking about how no one cares about genocides of Jews. For example, there was a jewnocide during World War II.
The following is an example of someone showing a serious lack of concern when a jewnocide is brought up in conversation. Try this on a friend. They will probably say the same thing.

You: Dude, when I get older I'm going to kill 5,000,000 Jews and 1 British clown.
Someone: Why are you going to kill a British clown?
You: SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!
jewnocide by Cameron G December 26, 2008

jewnocchio 

Jewnocchio is a young lad from a certain tribe with a very large nose. He lies and deceives to better himself and his tribe only but when he does his and his tribes nose get longer and more hook shaped.
Jewnocchio: I am from the master race and better than the Goyim
*nose grows
jewnocchio by Jonah Steinberg September 13, 2020

Jewnocide 

Genocide by Jews of Palestinians. It's genocide, but it's okay because Jews are doing it.
Israel just killed 3,000 children, but it's okay because it was a Jewnocide.
Jewnocide by Sammy Maguire December 8, 2023

jewnocide 

When a genocide is committed by Jews.

Background: the genocide by Nazi Germany of Jews, amongst others, has a special term: Holocaust and is specific to Jews. The term implies death by fire, however, the deaths were caused mostly by gasing the victims. The bodies were subsequently cremated.

Jewnocide follows the same definition of Genocide except that it is committed by Jews.
Genocide, from the Greek "race" + -cide refers to the slaughter of a race. The word Jewnocide is different in that it identifies who is committing the genocide.

There is irony that the Jews who teach the world about the horrors of the Holocaust, itself a genocide, are justifying a genocide of their neighbors, Christian and Muslim Palestinians!

Foreground: Current events in Gaza, Palestine are referenced. The bombings targeted, simply everything and everyone: Palestinian civilians of all ages, including doctors, journalists, poets, and teachers, infrastructure including hospitals, schools, residential buildings, churches, mosques, UN facilities and shelters; cutting off food, water, medical supplies and humanitarian assistance: Jewnocide!
Where did the Jewish State of Israel commit jewnocide in 2023? Gaza!?
jewnocide by Ximong December 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026