Jew-Lu (Jew-loo) A term used to describe any streaming service you currently use but don’t actually pay for yourself.
Ham guy: yooooo you catch the latest episode of stranger things ?
Kosher guy: nope. I can’t afford Netflix
Ham guy: so! But deal! I can’t either so I use my sisters JEWLU account.
Kosher guy: thanks fam!
Kosher guy: nope. I can’t afford Netflix
Ham guy: so! But deal! I can’t either so I use my sisters JEWLU account.
Kosher guy: thanks fam!
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Get the Jewlu mug.A cute name for a young Jew boy. In most cases, the boy is short, large-nosed and has a strong desire to take every last cent he sees.
Oh honey! Look at that cute little Jewbula over there... I wish we could have a Jewbula of our own one day.
by Jefforreyy December 30, 2007
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A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.
Bahir Silverman is the hottest Jewdu I've ever seen in my life.
Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.
Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.
by Bahir Silverman July 24, 2010
Get the jewdu mug.When a person of Jewish decent makes an over the top exaggeration. This is typically done when he is wrong and backed into a corner during an argument usually regarding the economy, politics, or anything having to do with finance. Feel free to beat the Jew after the jewllucination is over. Often a swift kick to the shin is the best option.
David: The jew is trying to trick me with absurd comments about the banking crisis
Matt: Tell him to stop jewllucinating
The Jew: Guys trust me i know what I'm talking about, I've been studying Bank of Americas stock over the past 20 years
David: Your 18 years old that not possible
The Jew: Thats not what i meant, while looking at the stock drop over the recent years blah blah blah hebrew blah menorah blah
Matt: (swift kick to right shin)
The Jew: WHAT THE HELL
David: That shut his kosher mouth up
Matt: Try and pull that Jewllucinate crap again and see what happens
Matt: Tell him to stop jewllucinating
The Jew: Guys trust me i know what I'm talking about, I've been studying Bank of Americas stock over the past 20 years
David: Your 18 years old that not possible
The Jew: Thats not what i meant, while looking at the stock drop over the recent years blah blah blah hebrew blah menorah blah
Matt: (swift kick to right shin)
The Jew: WHAT THE HELL
David: That shut his kosher mouth up
Matt: Try and pull that Jewllucinate crap again and see what happens
by Ji Ji Force DCP & MJT 2 July 5, 2010
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