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Jedlock - when someone called Jed catches you in an unexpectedly long conversation about nothing interesting and that you cannot escape. Similar to a headlock but using annoying language. You are too polite to tell them to bog-off.

Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).
"I was just caught in a Jedlock for 10 minutes by the toilet. It was a nightmare.". "Shh. I'm just hiding here to avoid a Jedlock.. Has he gone, yet?". "Ha ha! He had you in a nasty Jedlock there! Still, at least you know a lot more about squirrels now".
by X4nd July 28, 2011
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