jedlock

Jedlock - when someone called Jed catches you in an unexpectedly long conversation about nothing interesting and that you cannot escape. Similar to a headlock but using annoying language. You are too polite to tell them to bog-off.

Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).

"I was just caught in a Jedlock for 10 minutes by the toilet. It was a nightmare.". "Shh. I'm just hiding here to avoid a Jedlock.. Has he gone, yet?". "Ha ha! He had you in a nasty Jedlock there! Still, at least you know a lot more about squirrels now".

by X4nd July 29, 2011

Jedlock

When someone is being dumb or stupid you would use Jedlock.
It’s like slang for “are you out of your mind”

You can use it whenever someone is being an idiot
Jedlock is usually used in a rough/rude manner
Can also be spelt Jedlack

“Bitch is you jedlock, who tf do you think your talking to?”
“This is gal must be jedlock”.

by coolkidjojo August 4, 2024

Gaybino Black Jewlock

A combination of the most discriminated against people. A person who is a Gay, Polish, Albino Black, Jew. Also known as a Pigglish Gaybino.

Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock

GAY-BINO-BLACK-JEW-LOCK

The ghettos of WWII would not be a safe place for a Gaybino Black Jewlock.

Also: Pigglish Gaybino

by KityKityMeoW December 24, 2009

jedlicki

One of the most intelligent, interesting, hottest, people you will ever meet.

Wow, I think I just met a Jedlicki!!!

by DabombBiaaaach December 11, 2021

Jemlock

Absolute heroes, but also the missing link. Used to define those who have not fully evolved but try their god damn hardest...

“They’re a right team of Jemlocks”

by The real Dawn March 3, 2021

Jewlock

A Jewlock is a crossbreed between a Jew and a Pollock.
A Jewalasik

A Jewish man and a Polish woman have a Jewlock for a son.

by Neighbor of a Jewlock February 3, 2010

jewlock

Braided sideburns that are twisted and ugly like the people that invented them. Or a Decorative ornamant you hang on your front door in the shape of a swastica or Hitler figure that wards off those dirty unwanted ones...

Christine had Jewlocks the other day.

by Gart Darley December 10, 2007