jedlock

Jedlock - when someone called Jed catches you in an unexpectedly long conversation about nothing interesting and that you cannot escape. Similar to a headlock but using annoying language. You are too polite to tell them to bog-off.

Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).
"I was just caught in a Jedlock for 10 minutes by the toilet. It was a nightmare.". "Shh. I'm just hiding here to avoid a Jedlock.. Has he gone, yet?". "Ha ha! He had you in a nasty Jedlock there! Still, at least you know a lot more about squirrels now".
by X4nd July 28, 2011
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Jedlock

When someone is being dumb or stupid you would use Jedlock.
It’s like slang for “are you out of your mind

You can use it whenever someone is being an idiot
Jedlock is usually used in a rough/rude manner
Can also be spelt Jedlack
“Bitch is you jedlock, who tf do you think your talking to?”
“This is gal must be jedlock”.
by coolkidjojo August 04, 2024
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