Jemlock

Absolute heroes, but also the missing link. Used to define those who have not fully evolved but try their god damn hardest...

“They’re a right team of Jemlocks”

by The real Dawn March 3, 2021

Jimlock

In the increasingly popular fandom for BBC's Sherlock television series, Jimlock is the 'ship name' of the pairing of Sherlock Holmes and his nemesis James (Jim) Moriarty.

This pairing is particularly popular because of the rivalry between the two (in the fangirl mentality, apparently male rivalry=gay relationship), and because of the similar degrees of intelligence that the two men possess.

"Hey, you watch Sherlock? Epic! I totally ship Johnlock."
"No, that's old. Jimlock is where it's at, now."

by Lawliet Holmes September 19, 2012

Gaybino Black Jewlock

A combination of the most discriminated against people. A person who is a Gay, Polish, Albino Black, Jew. Also known as a Pigglish Gaybino.

Orgin: Gay Albino Black Jewish Pollock

GAY-BINO-BLACK-JEW-LOCK

The ghettos of WWII would not be a safe place for a Gaybino Black Jewlock.

Also: Pigglish Gaybino

by KityKityMeoW December 24, 2009

jedlock

Jedlock - when someone called Jed catches you in an unexpectedly long conversation about nothing interesting and that you cannot escape. Similar to a headlock but using annoying language. You are too polite to tell them to bog-off.

Related term: "Holy Jedlock" (when you're sadly married to the git due to poor judgement or severe misfortune).

"I was just caught in a Jedlock for 10 minutes by the toilet. It was a nightmare.". "Shh. I'm just hiding here to avoid a Jedlock.. Has he gone, yet?". "Ha ha! He had you in a nasty Jedlock there! Still, at least you know a lot more about squirrels now".

by X4nd July 29, 2011

Jewlock

A Jewlock is a crossbreed between a Jew and a Pollock.
A Jewalasik

A Jewish man and a Polish woman have a Jewlock for a son.

by Neighbor of a Jewlock February 3, 2010

jewlock

Braided sideburns that are twisted and ugly like the people that invented them. Or a Decorative ornamant you hang on your front door in the shape of a swastica or Hitler figure that wards off those dirty unwanted ones...

Christine had Jewlocks the other day.

by Gart Darley December 10, 2007

jewlocks

Dreadlocks on the head of a dirty Jew. Dirty stinky hair braided into large clumps.

Gage: Dude, I am totally getting some jewlocks tommorow. I am getting my Mexican Butt Buddy Jose Gonzalas to do them for me.
John: Fag!!! JEW!!!

by Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld March 13, 2008