Jawgasm

jawr-gaz-uhm

-noun

1. A point of intensity of emotional excitement when eating.

2. When something tastes so good it is bordering on orgasmic.

3. The moment of most intense pleasure during a meal.

-adjective

1. Jawgasmic

2. Jawgastic

-synonym

1. Ejawculation

Example - Noun
Guy 1: 'You gotta try this super manly soufflé i just made'
Guy 2: *Eats a spoonful* 'I think i just had a jawgasm'

Example - Adjective 1
Chick: 'That ham and pickle sandwich was jawgasmic'

Example - Adjective 2
Mother: 'I haven't eaten anything that jawgastic since the 70's'
Daughter: 'Eww'

by MorbidPig February 16, 2010

Jawgasm

The tingling sensation and movement of the jaw upon reacting to extasy. Also refered to as 'Gurning'. It is the chewing of the lips and random motion of the mouth.

Brad: Yo Harry, you got any diddlies?
Harry: Yea man, Try one of these new bad boys.

*Half an Hour Later*

Brad: Harry they are the Shiznik.
Harry: Safe but stop with the 'Jawgasm', you guna get clocked.

by Brad Howarth a.k.a Bradford July 27, 2006

jewgasm

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jargasm

The peak of pleasure or disgust given by Nick Jarman.

Dude that jargasm was too easy.

by Hugh jcock October 3, 2011

Jewgasm

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

jamgasm

The sensation of sexual bliss achieved during the consumption of fruit jellies, jams, and preserves.

As the strawberry preserves tickled my tongue, my body gave way to a rolling jamgasm.

by cojilicious March 28, 2009

JARGASM

JARGASM Jargasm : To upchuck cheap nasty food(cos he is a councilite scum) laughing at someone and generally be an impolite scumbag,he sees this as a way of macking on to anything even a cats anus..

omfg dude lol *jargasm macks on to a cat* omfg dude lol.. fluffy: four legs in the air :0 dude wats he gonna do with it?? i dunno ... lets just take a walk eh?

by OHHHDEARESTCOUNCILITE April 19, 2009