Jewcel

A Jewish incel.

“Apparently, David considers himself to be a true jewcel, cause he can’t get laid, even while celebrating Hanukkah”

Jewcel by korkmasonmez February 11, 2026

Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Jingle Jangle Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair

Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery

Bingley Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

hard jewelry 

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !

bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!

hard jewelry by lyt.jas February 25, 2020

run the jewels 

To rob someone.

Also a dope hip-hop group.

"Yo dawg, I'm about to run the jewels on this broad walking by"
"Nah son, you don't want to do that, you'll get locked up for years"

"The new album by Run the Jewels is amazing. Killer Mike and El-P at it again."

run the jewels by lastblockbuster November 2, 2014

drop a jewel 

Words of wisdom delivered unexpectedly useful and well timed

I had to drop a jewel on her she had no clue of what to do.

drop a jewel by IPman July 17, 2014

Jewel bag 

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.

I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.

Jewel bag by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013