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Jerbonics 

The ability to manipulate the english language into something that no one has ever seen. Through becomes throw. Two becomes too. Colts become Dolts. You get the picture.
"eye am pissed know becauze comeone kould steel my eyedenity!!!!"
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Jerbonics 

The ability to mutilate the english language by impropertly using it in the correct context. Jerbonics can be controlled by attending school and learning to read/write before the age of 15. If not caught early, can lead to obesity and the uncontrollable urge to pleasure one with foreign objects.

"that his the question isn't it." ....his = is

"I'm frantically typing hear. Shenequa is flying around up here."....hear=here

I could go on and on....but will stop the bleeding now.
"I was giving myself the "shocker" and accidentally went Jerbonics on this email"
Jerbonics by BigDaddyV January 20, 2006
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Jeronica 

The beautiful Riverdale ship pairing between Veronica lodge and Jughead Jones. They're from very different backgrounds but they share many parallels,interests,and possess outstanding chemistry. They start off as enemies because of their social status and meddling parents but in time and hopefully very soon they will realize that they are Star-Crossed-Lovers with a very great dynamic.
"If you trust me"

Jeronica
@Jeronicaspride
Jeronica by Jeronica! December 1, 2018

Jeronica 

Beautiful, optimistic, strong, independent, spontaneous, loving, caring
You will fall in love with Jeronica.
Jeronica by Wise, Educated, Women December 15, 2013

Jeronica 

A ship of two Riverdale characters, Jughead Jones and Veronica Lodge.

Jeronica aka Vughead is the best ship ever! Lots of chemistry! They have lots of things in common.
Person : do you ship Jeronica?

Everyone: HELL YEAH!

Jewbonic Plague 

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.
You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.
Jewbonic Plague by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007

jabronics 

Someone who is talking stupid or just says stuff no one cares about.
"Yeah I was with this girl last night and she was all up on me and I nailed her at my crib last night."

"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."
jabronics by Kevin McGrew February 20, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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