Jerbonics

The ability to manipulate the english language into something that no one has ever seen. Through becomes throw. Two becomes too. Colts become Dolts. You get the picture.

"eye am pissed know becauze comeone kould steel my eyedenity!!!!"

by V Dizzle Off The Hizzle My Nizzle March 10, 2005

Jerbonics

The ability to mutilate the english language by impropertly using it in the correct context. Jerbonics can be controlled by attending school and learning to read/write before the age of 15. If not caught early, can lead to obesity and the uncontrollable urge to pleasure one with foreign objects.

"that his the question isn't it." ....his = is

"I'm frantically typing hear. Shenequa is flying around up here."....hear=here

I could go on and on....but will stop the bleeding now.

"I was giving myself the "shocker" and accidentally went Jerbonics on this email"

by BigDaddyV January 13, 2006

Jerboner

A combination of someone being a jerk and a total boner.

Can you believe that guy we met last night from Trenton? Biggest jerboner I have ever met.

by JLISS1379 July 31, 2010