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Jacob Jetton 

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!
1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer
Jacob Jetton by pseudoscript April 3, 2010
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"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."
Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010
An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.
I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.
Jetting by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021
A Jeston is someone who is always there for you. He has a great personality and is just an amazing person to be around. Jestons are very handsome and can sometimes be annoying...but in a good way. Jeston always make time for his girlfriend and treats her right. If you have a Jeston never let him go.
Jeston treats his girlfriend so right.

Jeston is so handsome
Jeston by Lover367 April 28, 2019
A very cute guy, great personality. If u have a relationship with a Jeston, keep it, do not desert it , it will help you.
Jeston is such a nice guy!
Jeston by Clepsydra June 12, 2018
Awesome, Sexy, Strongest, Unique
Jestoni = Strongest
Jestoni by FindingStrongPeople June 16, 2011
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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