Jet Wash

When you piss on the shit skids on the toilet bowl too make them go away.
I went to use the toilet and there was loads of shit skids, so I gave it a quick jet wash and it was all better.
by ch7rles January 15, 2020
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jet wash

Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
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jet wash

When a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom
I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates
by jaylow68 December 22, 2013
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Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss
I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash
by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019
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gypsy jet wash

When no loo roll available after having a poo. Pull the penis round to the behind and spray.
Dave no loo roll in here. Mate just pull it round, gypsy jet wash that shit.
by P390 December 21, 2018
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