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shegulling

The female version of seagull which requires a male pre load before firing. The sheguller often uses high storey buildings and preys on passers by below like a sniper. In comparison to the male version, accuracy is significantly inferior however if the target is hit the consequence can be devastating.
The friends were having a great night out on the town until someone shouted look out, unfortunate reflexes made them look up. This proved to be a bad mistake as local skank had randomly chosen them as her latest victim for her shegulling antics. The shell shocked group had to call it a night as they resembled victims of a pancake batter factory explosion!
by jaylow68 December 22, 2013
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jet wash

When a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom
I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates
by jaylow68 December 22, 2013
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