Definitions by Albionest

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards 

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards by Albionest July 13, 2025

Depth Charge

When your girl is coming on and she wants you to sling one down there to accelerate the process.

Babe, hit me with the depth charge you stunning specimen of a man!

Depth Charge by Albionest July 13, 2025

Fluffer

An quick drink in between rounds if the subject is surging ahead.

Don't be tapping your glass impatiently and constantly asking "whose round is it", get 'yourself' a fluffer mate.

Fluffer by Albionest October 12, 2022