Depth Charge

When your girl is coming on and she wants you to sling one down there to accelerate the process.

Babe, hit me with the depth charge you stunning specimen of a man!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Fluffer

An quick drink in between rounds if the subject is surging ahead.

Don't be tapping your glass impatiently and constantly asking "whose round is it", get 'yourself' a fluffer mate.

by Albionest October 12, 2022