Jesus love's you
Jesus loves you because he lets you go to heaven For free and btw Jesus love's you means that a person cares about you.
Jesus love's you by Someone(: don't be sad February 14, 2026
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jesus loves me more than he loves you
Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.
Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*
jesus loves me more than he loves you by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021
jesus loves you
When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.
Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?
jesus loves you by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010
Jesus loves you
Common word in beggers language.
Best used with phrase "God bleess you" with or without "...and have a nice day!"
JC!OMG!
Best used with phrase "God bleess you" with or without "...and have a nice day!"
JC!OMG!
Jesus loves you by Helter Skelter January 5, 2005
I know Jesus loves YOU!
Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.
Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!
I know Jesus loves YOU! by Mychelle C. August 17, 2005
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Jesus Loves You by Christian Warrior September 1, 2020
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