"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009

by George Hoefer March 28, 2005

by K.G. MadMan June 14, 2005

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
by tj tomorrow March 07, 2007

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 05, 2019

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
