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jesutofunmi 

It means Jesus is enough for me. Jesutofunmi are confident and bold. They are pretty, hardworking, softhearted and a rear gem. She is totally dependent on God. She is the most loving person you can ever come across. She has a large heart but guards it jealously
Waow, what a loving girl. She is a Jesutofunmi
jesutofunmi by Pshalom February 4, 2020
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jesutofunmi 

An awesomely and extremely sexy guy who is good-looking, intelligent, charming dark and tall with great personality. He is strong and ambitious. A ladies-guy with the killer hot body! Hobbies are always watching ball and playing ball. A pure soul with a lovely smile and loves mama alot. He is fun to be with also, he never misses the groove. A kind of rare gem among guys!
When am bored, I go to my Jesutofunmi!

Caller- Hey, what are you doing today?
Response - am going to chill with my homie, Jesutofunmi
jesutofunmi by Goldies February 4, 2020

Jesutomisin 

n. A Nigerian born young lady, a highschool junior with the power to light up a room. A terrible morning person. Believes in God. Controls men with the will of an iron fist. Hates killjoys. Loves good fun and pulls amazing pranks. Drowns her sorrows in music.

Starts fires till her life and the ones of those around her are *burning gold*. Tommie bear, nothing brings her down.
Get back here Jesutomisin!
You are so like Jesutomisin!
Jesutomisin by #Colormecaramel February 24, 2017
A small black male who don't need no man in his life to be happy!
Yo you must be a Jesurun because you don't need no man!
Jesurun by BUBBLEBLOWER May 22, 2014
Jesujoba also can be known as JJ. He is a caring soul and loves the ladies. His charm and confidence always makes girls fall deeply in love with him. Although he never wants the commitment of a relationship. He finds it difficult to express feelings but all his friends know how caring he is. Jesujoba is extremely funny and has a harsh sense of humour that can sometimes be taking the wrong way but deep down he has a heart of gold.
Girl: It's like he wants me to be his girlfriend, BUT WITHOUT being his girlfriend
Girl2: Thats such a Jesujoba thing to do
jesujoba by AmABarbieGirl August 21, 2018
hate everyone and like's to be all alone they are often confined inside and hate interaction but like's to play monopoly
I want to be a Jesuraye!
Jesuraye by Woweasy June 8, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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