OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO AN URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE MY BUTTHOLE, AND NOW I CANT SHIT, AINT THAT WACKY?
OI JOSUKE! I USED ZA HANDO TO TURN MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, ISNT THAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE SEEN?

oi josuke by MateoDoge April 26, 2020

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Josuke

The act of being REALLY mad when someone insult your hair.

When someone insult he's hair he be mad.He a Josuke

Josuke by Neixoss December 14, 2019

Josuke

Josuke is someone who is in high school and can repair anything from a human body to a wall, he usually will have not two not three, but four testicles. Josuke usually forgets about his past he wears a sailor uniform everyday, despite also going to high school. He might also be called gappy or jojo. Josuke also is very passionate about his hair and won’t let people get in the way of it

Man, josuke has weird hair
*dies*

Josuke by the lonely loner September 7, 2019

Oi Josuke

Oi Josuke is a phrase said by the manga and anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character Okuyasu Nijimura which he on one occasion uses to address his friend Josuke Higashikata.

Okuyasu: Oi Josuke!
Josuke: WTF

Oi Josuke by JoJoFan444 July 14, 2020

Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO

Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live

Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy

Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax

Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy

Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO by Za hando January 11, 2021

Oi Josuke

Did you know that the definition of "Oi Josuke" is when you're trying to explain something to your well beloved friend that also watches Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, while making it a Jojo reference?

Ain't that just wacky?

Oi Josuke, this is my example of how to use this phrase in a sentence! Ain't that just crazy?

Oi Josuke by Suzushina Yuriko May 13, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026