A sexy dude who wears his Heart on his sleeve. He has a huge heart. If you find a Jesse Holt, sorry ladies and gents. .... He's. Taken. But maybe someday they will replicate him :)
Fuck around and find out!! But you never. Will.
Damn... Wish Jesse Holt was single. I need. Me one of those.
jesse is a hot rage-gamer nerd who doesnt masturbate in front of other guys,even though he slightly gay openly admits it, i find him terribly gorgeous and funny. Even when hes screaming at a game, kinda huge turn on tooo. but lets not talk about that? Music? ohhhh he has a great sense of music, he makes me smile alot. :)
"You know that jesse hoyle dude?"
"Errrrr Yeahh. I slept with his raccooon"
"AWHHHHSomee. How About an awesome foursome?"
"HELL YEAH."
"soooo you know jessseeee?"
"yeahh he's like a bad ass, except cuter."
"Word. Keep It Real."
"Keep it Sexy."
When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.
That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.