Jessner

Wonderful guy who always puts others first. Tries to help those who deserve being helped. Unconditionally loves those close to him. Jessner is also short tempered at times, and has no patience for dumb questions and will charge those who ask them.

Jessner is a great lover and will give 100% to a relationship, as long as he's treated right.

Jessner is such a nice guy, just don't ask him stupid questions.

Jessner by Cuba21k November 23, 2021

Jesser

A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!

Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?

Jesser by KKBIRD March 10, 2011

Jesster 

A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.

(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)

Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!

Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.

Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.

Jesster by Grolly123 March 27, 2011

jesserbation 

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

jesserbation by the masked avenger July 6, 2006

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual 

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.

they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual by simp for jesse January 3, 2021

jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.

TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's

jesserthelazer by 2k YouTuber Definer May 30, 2017

Jesser

God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser

Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!

Jesser by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019