Jessemie

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A very irritating person and very selfish that loves cats and has the most ugly brown eyes and dark brown hare.They think they are better than everyone else and usually wants to be a teacher when the grow up.They have a beautiful body and they love their hands,and is as white as a ghost.If you ever incounter a Jessemie and your name starts with D,M,V,W or S,Run.

Run if you see a Jessemie

Jessemie by Jessemie September 11, 2023

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Jessamie

One of those chill kinda girls who are feisty and hot as the sun. They may be loud and crazy but they can sure make out, and twerk like nobodies business. Jessamies are often extremely hot and everyone wants to be them. Some people might refer to someone who is amazingly crazy as a Jessamie.

Woah she could be a Jessamie, with a booty like that.

Jessamie by Americangal January 20, 2014

Related Words

Jessemie • Jessamie • jesselie • jesseme • Jessimiel • jesse mercer • jesse metcalfe • jesse michaels • Jesse Myers • Jesse Sierman

jesselie

Jesselie is a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart. She is kind and also athletic. Jesselie love's to eat especially jollibee's chicken. Btw ako ray ga sulat ani kay wlay definition akong ngalan samok!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH ug isa pa you need Jesselie in your life, wow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH mao rto salamat sa all tas isa pa aq lng to hehe,,

Jesselie is perfect

jesselie by ikw lng sapat na August 20, 2021

Jessamie

a super cute and sensitive bitch who loves snapchat

man that gurl is snapchatting 24/7. she must be a jessamie

Jessamie by yourpseudonumwillappearonline October 17, 2016

Jessamie

jessamie is a retarded fish which swims in a pool of cum and likes eating mcdonalds and just getting a lemonade

man that jessamie likes lemonade

Jessamie by lolghomie January 6, 2012

Jessimiel

Small cock average person who will get rid of you at any cost. Very untrustworthy will do ANYTHING to destroy ur life. African-American person.

yo olufemi tryna fuck around jessimiel? Nigga you aint hear he a bitch.

Jessimiel by Trey74739 January 10, 2022

jesseme

Jesseme is a very good looking, handsome, intelligent, athletic and is liked by many but has trust issues other than that he is a perfect human being and is very kind and is very good at football, some compare him to others like Christiano Ronaldo and Messi.

Girl 1 : I wish i had a jesseme in my life.
Girl 2 : I wish the same thing.
Girl 3: Jesseme is the best thing life has to offer.

jesseme by Jesseme November 19, 2023

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026