Jessemie

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A very irritating person and very selfish that loves cats and has the most ugly brown eyes and dark brown hare.They think they are better than everyone else and usually wants to be a teacher when the grow up.They have a beautiful body and they love their hands,and is as white as a ghost.If you ever incounter a Jessemie and your name starts with D,M,V,W or S,Run.

Run if you see a Jessemie

Jessemie by Jessemie September 11, 2023

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Jessamie

One of those chill kinda girls who are feisty and hot as the sun. They may be loud and crazy but they can sure make out, and twerk like nobodies business. Jessamies are often extremely hot and everyone wants to be them. Some people might refer to someone who is amazingly crazy as a Jessamie.

Woah she could be a Jessamie, with a booty like that.

Jessamie by Americangal January 20, 2014

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Jessemie • Jessamie • jesselie • jesseme • Jessimiel • jesse mercer • jesse metcalfe • jesse michaels • Jesse Myers • Jesse Sierman

jesselie

Jesselie is a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart. She is kind and also athletic. Jesselie love's to eat especially jollibee's chicken. Btw ako ray ga sulat ani kay wlay definition akong ngalan samok!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH ug isa pa you need Jesselie in your life, wow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH mao rto salamat sa all tas isa pa aq lng to hehe,,

Jesselie is perfect

jesselie by ikw lng sapat na August 20, 2021

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Jessamie

a super cute and sensitive bitch who loves snapchat

man that gurl is snapchatting 24/7. she must be a jessamie

Jessamie by yourpseudonumwillappearonline October 17, 2016

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Jessamie

jessamie is a retarded fish which swims in a pool of cum and likes eating mcdonalds and just getting a lemonade

man that jessamie likes lemonade

Jessamie by lolghomie January 6, 2012

Jessimiel

Small cock average person who will get rid of you at any cost. Very untrustworthy will do ANYTHING to destroy ur life. African-American person.

yo olufemi tryna fuck around jessimiel? Nigga you aint hear he a bitch.

Jessimiel by Trey74739 January 10, 2022

jesseme

Jesseme is a very good looking, handsome, intelligent, athletic and is liked by many but has trust issues other than that he is a perfect human being and is very kind and is very good at football, some compare him to others like Christiano Ronaldo and Messi.

Girl 1 : I wish i had a jesseme in my life.
Girl 2 : I wish the same thing.
Girl 3: Jesseme is the best thing life has to offer.

jesseme by Jesseme November 19, 2023

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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