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Jessenia
Jessenia is the funny/cool girl she likes to laugh ALOT they get along with Noah's alot. They're actually really funny in school they tend to get smart with the teachers and argue and be a total-bad ass and wear what's in style. But if you're her friend you won't regret it she'll make you laugh even in your hardest times just her laughing or smiling will make you grin. Jessenia's tend to have braces but they make braces hot jessenia's have dark brown hair Hazel eyes curvy body. If you are a Jessenia boyfriend you're very lucky she'll love you till no end but watch yourself when you're around other girls they get jealous very easy you'll most likely find jessenia's with there friends are on Facebook or Tumblr. Jessenia's make everything fun no matter what they like to sing and dance and aren't afraid to try anything because they know they're living there life.
Miguel: Hey it's my ex jessenia!
Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?
Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.
Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?
Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.
Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
Jessenia by AnthemLights69 February 7, 2013
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Jesseness
It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005
Jessenia
n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:
Jessenia by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008
Jesseness
n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005
jesseakagod
The man who single handedly sparked Twitch's Great Jew Controversy of 2017. This brave soul stepped forward using Twitch.tv as his medium to spread the truth about what the people of the Jewish faith had truly done. He was later banned off of the platform for informing the public of the Jewish plan to take over the United States nuclear missile silo through spreading the lie of the holocaust for justification. This was later covered up by Twitch as a "Loli Hentai" related removal even though Jesse is 6087 days on nopfap, making this impossible.
Jesseakagod- THE ALLEGED “Holocaust” of “6 million Jews” at the hands of Adolf Hitler and National Socialist Germany during WWII is the biggest lie ever foisted upon humanity. The very idea that the Germans organized and executed a complex conspiracy involving “homicidal gas chambers” and other barbaric, sadistic forms of mass murder designed to exterminate European Jewry during WWII is laughable on its face when you stop and objectively think about it.
These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.
Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.
Twitch- Shut the fuck up, jesseakagod
These forced laborers and prisoners were well-cared for, at least until the end of the war when Germany’s supply lines broke down and chaos ensued as a result of the Soviet and Anglo-American invasion of German territory. They were well-fed, well-provided for, and given medical treatment and entertainment. They were allowed to attend concerts, organize plays, make music and play sports.
Jewish propagandists have entirely reversed the reality of the situation using their control of the media, and have blamed the Germans for starting the war and committing all the alleged atrocities, when in reality the Germans and their allies were the most disciplined, honorable and righteous forces fighting in that fratricidal Jewish-instigated war. The German people and their allies were the ones who experienced a genuine holocaust — a real genocide — during WWII, not the Jewish population of Europe.
Twitch- Shut the fuck up, jesseakagod
jesseakagod by FrappBoy (Lubricant Hurricane) February 14, 2019
jessan
jessan by David Arlile May 3, 2008
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