Jesic

An object or event that is as momentous as the birth of Jesus Christ.

Grant walking home after a flaming Ferrari is a miracle of Jesic proportion.

by Meghan Voltron December 20, 2007

Jessica Jane

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.

Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.

by austinlim July 10, 2022

jesi

indicative of more than one Jesus

“theres a group of jesi over there”
“dude”

by Cowboy_ October 30, 2021

Jeric

He is a very loving person and very fun to talk to. He is the type of person to make you laugh. He loves playing sports and being active on the dance floor. He will always motivate and support you. He has got your back till the end. Overall if you have a Jeric in your life, be very thankful for the opportunity to meet him.

Dude, see that guy over there, he is just like a Jeric.

by C1R3J February 12, 2019

Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.

Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!

by Ttte123 October 16, 2011

Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.

Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.

by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019

Jessica Adams

She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.

Jessica Adams is amazing and I can't wait to see you.

by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021