JERSIED 

Hockey slang to describe the action of having your jersey pulled over your head during a hockey fight, resulting in your arms being tangled up and your head covered making it impossible to fight back or defend yourself.

Man, I was doing great in that fight until I got jersied!

JERSIED by HockeyFantatic September 19, 2018

Jersied 

When the act of fellatio takes so much time the penis becomes raw

Bruce "What is taking so long?"

Sherry "Its not my fault."

Bruce "Its starting to hurt stop!"

Sherry "What happened?"

Bruce "You just jersied me are you kidding you rubbed it raw!"

Jersied by blue 568 October 11, 2008

jerried 

Accepting a cake or other product off Jerry resulting in losing a few hours and a good night's sleep.

I ate that brownie and now I'm jerried

jerried by The original alchemist September 6, 2021

jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty brown hair and brown eyes. She is absolutely one of the greatest friends u could ask for. She is smart and kind and always Knows where to go next. Jersies typically look best with a josh or a matt. And she some how knows how to pick the most bestest friends ever. A skylar or a Emily. They show her that life is a gift.! If you meet a jersie keep her by your side FOREVER !!!!!!!

Wow jersie is howt she knows how to rock those jeans

I know man is she taken?
No, but I herd she kissed josh last night
Darn I wish I was him

jersie by Sky22sky October 13, 2014

Jersie 

Jersie is someone with pretty blonde hair and blue eyes. She is very loving person and a great friend. She looks good with a Matt or josh. If I met a Jersie I would be lucky to have her. She definitely is a keeper.

Jersie is a great friend.

Jersie by Baby boo period November 3, 2019

jessied 

Verb, past tense:

When a likeable supporting character is killed off early on in the development of a video game's story, he or she is said to have been "jessied"; especially apt when said character's death is part of a plot device or when his or her continued existence has become inconvenient for the script writer.

A reference to the ill-fated lass Jessie, a supporting character in the uber-popular rpg Final Fantasy 7.

"Sure, the wisecracking imp was a riot, but deep down we all knew that he'd be jessied before the next act."

"She whom cruel fate hath jessied, Urban Dictionary shall make immortal."

jessied by Joshua B. Wright July 6, 2006

Jersediction 

When a person originally or currently from New Jersey speaks about an egregious offense, committed by a person who has never been or is not from New Jersey, in front of a current New Jersey native to whom they are loosely related, who immediately assumes control over the entire situation by suggesting the complainant communicate only to them and they should “don’t worry about it” and/or “have a good time.” Thus, leaving the complainant concerned for what the person asserting Jersediction might do.

Melissa from Rockaway tells this story about this guy from Texas, named Subi, who was giving her I don’t know some hard time about whateva. Tony hears it right, immediately claims Jersediction. Tony says, “Melissa, this dude Subi, from Texas. You don’t worry I take care of it. We’ll talk, don’t worry about it, just have a good time, ok?”

Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”

Jersediction by Project6195 July 13, 2020